It’s almost the end of the year and now we are out of words. There are none left. All the words are gone.
Because of this, we needed something to get the creative juices flowing again. What better way to do that then to review the games of 2018 in the form of a haiku? Exactly. It makes complete sense.
So come with us as we haiku-review some of the most notable games of the year.
Marvel’s Spider-Man
Swinging through New York
A friendly neighbourhood man
Collecting backpacks
Here’s our proper Marvel’s Spider-Man review.
Fallout 76
Just made my first base
On the edge of a steep cliff
Spawn in the abyss
Here’s our Fallout 76 review roundup.
Battlefield 5
Many brave soldiers
Lost their lives in this conflict
Now let’s bling our guns
Since you’re here, check out our Battlefield 5 review.
Red Dead Redemption 2
A bittersweet tale
Just some outlaws on the run
Straight into a tree
Here’s our Red Dead Redemption 2 review.
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
This has a mission
Where you can shag someone’s dad
And murder their mum
Have a look at our proper Assassin’s Creed Odyssey review.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
A polished shooter
Now with a battle royale
No single-player
Here’s a review roundup for Black Ops 4.
Shadow of the Tomb Raider
Underwater stealth
And terrible voice acting
Is bad for your health
Find out why in our Shadow of the Tomb Raider review.
Forza Horizon 4
English countryside
Every season comes and goes
Look, it’s Master Chief
Read all about Xbox One’s best exclusive in our Forza Horizon 4 review.
Hitman 2
Homing breifcases
Slap that head with a huge fish
Great work, 47
Our Hitman 2 review tells you why you should care about this sharp sequel.
Agony
A dev tried too hard
Hell isn’t vagina beasts
Hell is playing this
Overcooked 2
I love you, my son
But if you burn it again
Boarding school awaits
God of War
A sad demigod
Takes his boy to scatter ash
On a mountaintop
Check out our God of War review here.
UFC 3
Hitting and rolling
Until someone is knocked out
Oh fuck, it’s Bruce Lee
Shadow of the Colossus
A majestic beast
A loved one’s eternal rest
The tears keep falling
Kingdom Come Deliverance
Problematic dev
Simulating the old ways
Pockets filled with leek
Here’s our Kingdom Come: Deliverance review roundup.
Metal Gear Survive
A gaming classic
Now about shooting zombies
Crystals on their heads
A Way Out
No single-player
Fuck the Oscars. QTEs
Flawed, but worth a pop
Dragon Ball FighterZ
Anime fighting
Punches like atomic bombs
So many Gokus
Far Cry 5
Religious cultists
Take hold of rural US
Guns are the answer
Here’s our Far Cry 5 review.
Yakuza 6
Sing karaoke
Carrying a small human
What is going on
Alex has you covered in our Yakuza 6 review.
State of Decay 2
Zombies all around
But I’m stuck inside a wall
Death, the sweet release
Sea of Thieves
I’m a proud pirate
Sorry for being sick on you
Please don’t lock the brig
Have a jolly old time with the VG247 Sea of Thieves review.
Detroit Become Human
Domestic abuse
A likeable android twink
Is this racism
Sam Greer gives you the lowdown in our Detroit: Become Human review.
Vampyr
Please, just stop talking
I just want to drink your blood
Combat is quite bad
Monster Hunter World – Alex
Animal cruelty
Crush that majestic creature
But we love our cats
Resident beast butcher Alex gives you his thoughts in our Monster Hunter World review.
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT – Alex
Online deserted
Fan-service alone no good
A weak birthday gift
Nintendo Labo – Alex
Glorious cardboard
Screams as sixty quid toy cons
Eaten by the dog
Street Fighter 5 Arcade Edition – Alex
Solo modes at last
Of course you’re still not happy
But this game is good
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